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All The Small Things

June 17, 2014 By: Six Pack Mom3 Comments

By no means should I be sitting here writing this post. There is a plethora-  (anyone over 30 thinks of the same thing when they hear this word…)  -of things to be done. And while I should be doing them, I’ve hit the wall. I’m toast, peeps. I could give you the million and one […]

“It’s Just Like Riding A Bike”

May 31, 2014 By: Six Pack Mom3 Comments

Confession: I don’t own a bike. I used to. Remember the days of old, when you and your tween friends would hop on your bikes and ride for hours, without your parents having a blessed clue where you were?? It’s been years since I’ve owned one, but that doesn’t really bother me. I don’t even […]

Spring Sing

May 23, 2014 By: Six Pack Momcomment

It’s almost the end of the school year, so of course the events, ceremonies, parties, and concerts are piling up on the family schedule. If you looked at my kitchen calendar, it’s color-coded listings resemble something like this for the next month or so: But this past Tuesday night was a big one- the elementary […]

No Park-ing: 10 Reasons I Dread The Playground

May 13, 2014 By: Six Pack Mom18 Comments

Spring has sprung, baby! Ah, the warmth, the shining sun, longer days. You already know how I feel about being cold, so the change has been great. And that, in turn, has made everything so much easier. Ah, yes. Spring finally means throwing open your windows and allowing the fresh air to whirl those pesky […]

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Avatar Stephanie Ortiz @six_pack_mom ·
30 Oct

I was going to wear a scary costume to take the kids trick or treating, then realized going as a mom with 6 kids is terrifying enough.

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24 Oct

Me: “Wow, I LOVE the way the neighbors trimmed their hedges; we should try that!”

13y.o *long pause*: “Being an adult sounds so sad sometimes.”

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