Thanksgiving is almost here, so there’s lots of turkey talk. I’ll admit that never in my life have I had to cook an actual turkey,and that’s a fact that served me well in my discussion via text with my poor, unsuspecting mom this morning. I saw a few posts online about pranking your mother with a text about cooking a turkey in a microwave. Like this one on Buzzfeed, for example: Instagram: blessed.mess.jess / Via: Instagram.com You may have seen them, but if you haven’t, you should- they’re hilarious. There are a bunch of stressed-out moms out there, assuming that their kids (like myself) are far dumber than even they…