It seems in today’s age that large families are not the norm anymore. The “Large Family” phenomenon from past years has been abandoned as most couples try not to exceed the parent to child ratio rule. Once there are more kids than there are parents, you cross over into an alternate universe-
-A sudden plunge into a world where sanity and order vanish like a puff of smoke. While I’m busy bringing home the bacon (diapers, milk, vodka, etc…), my wife is home holding down the fort. Pondering her daily struggles, it dawned on me that something has been missing. How have those who have gone before us managed with so many children?
Thanks to the ever wise and trustworthy boob tube, I realized the answer. Our family is similar to the “Brady Bunch” in many ways except one; we are missing an Alice. Oh, and FYI, all our kids have the same father.
This revelation has birthed a post and the classified ad above. If you happen to know anyone that can meet the requirements, please notify the Wifey ASAP.
(From the Captain)
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