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Go 4th And Prosper

May 4, 2015 By: Six Pack Mom9 Comments

This weekend we celebrated #4’s 6th birthday. As I was snuggling her to bed the night before her birthday, she peeked up at me with a smile and said, “Tomorrow, I will be alive for six years!” Her statement filled me with emotion; in the darkness of her room, I got teary-eyed. Because six years […]

I Can’t Take The Pet-tiness

April 28, 2015 By: Six Pack Mom14 Comments

“Get a pet, they said. Kids love pets, they said.” RIGHT… Before I tell you about this morning’s crisis, I need to explain how we got to this point. So bear with me as I dig back a few years… The Captain and I are devoted animal lovers. We celebrated our engagement by adopting a […]

And The Award Goes To…

April 27, 2015 By: Six Pack Mom6 Comments

In a departure from my normal posts, I’m excited to share that I’ve been nominated to receive an award, bestowed upon me by a fellow blogger that I happen to enjoy and admire (thanks, Kim of KnockItOffCrafts !)  Some of you know that I’ve been a casual (read: lazy) blogger up until recently, when I had […]

What The…?

April 21, 2015 By: Six Pack Mom19 Comments

I had a moment yesterday that gave me pause. I was passing through the living room, heading towards the kitchen- taking care, of course, to NOT step in front of the television, otherwise the shrieks of protest would be overwhelming- and I noticed #4, completely engrossed in the movie, sitting like this:    When I […]

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30 Oct

I was going to wear a scary costume to take the kids trick or treating, then realized going as a mom with 6 kids is terrifying enough.

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24 Oct

Me: “Wow, I LOVE the way the neighbors trimmed their hedges; we should try that!”

13y.o *long pause*: “Being an adult sounds so sad sometimes.”

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