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Nobody’s Perfect

March 17, 2015 By: Six Pack Mom6 Comments

I’m not cured yet, but I’m making greats strides in my recovery… by sheer force. Confession #1: I’m a reformed perfectionist. It’s not that I think I’m perfect; or near it, for that matter. Regardless, I still strive to do things well, in all areas. I’m a people-pleaser. I care about what others think of […]

Call Me, Maybe

March 5, 2015 By: Six Pack Mom5 Comments

I love my friends, but there’s a flaw in my relationships that I have to own up to. I’ll admit it; I’m a bad phone friend. A terrible one, in fact. Most of my friends have a better relationship with my answering machine these days. If you’re taking your shot on “Who Wants To Be […]

The Future Is NOW…uh, wow…

February 28, 2015 By: Six Pack Mom3 Comments

Do you know what this is? Good; then I don’t feel so bad. Because I encountered it in a place that ironically enough, used to thrive on the simplicity of the written word, printed on pages wafting with the aroma of aging ink. ANSWER: It’s a book checkout station, at a library. http://giphy.com/search/confused-gif And I […]

Can You Repeat The Question?

February 26, 2015 By: Six Pack Mom3 Comments

I generally consider myself to be a well educated, intellectually curious person; at least until I had children. I’m the type that LOVES Trivial Pursuit, but can never find anyone to play with me. I gleefully shout out the answers on Jeopardy. I read books on obscure subjects and/or people. Confession: sometimes talking to my […]

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30 Oct

I was going to wear a scary costume to take the kids trick or treating, then realized going as a mom with 6 kids is terrifying enough.

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24 Oct

Me: “Wow, I LOVE the way the neighbors trimmed their hedges; we should try that!”

13y.o *long pause*: “Being an adult sounds so sad sometimes.”

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