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January 5, 2014 By: Six Pack Mom2 Comments

 So the holidays are over; Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and all that good stuff. Were the holidays good? Yes, they were, thank you very much. And I’m glad they’re over? You betcha. I’m tiirrred. But the holidays were great; kids were happy, I got lots of great pics to later prove to my kids […]

Go Elf Yourself

December 18, 2013 By: Six Pack Mom2 Comments

Sorry for the lengthy delay in posting, folks! No, I haven’t gone into hiding.  Though sometimes, I’d like to. From my endless daily list of chores & responsibilities, that is. I blame the germs. Since Thanksgiving, we’ve had a series of child illness- mainly in the form of a never-ending cold that swept through the […]

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December 1, 2013 By: Six Pack Mom2 Comments

Hard as nails…. I have found that that statement, when applied to fingernails (or mine, anyway) is untrue. My fingernails are not hard, if their frequent breakage is any indication. I am rarely able to maintain long, elegant nails because my poor stubby nails never get a chance to grow and flourish. I blame the […]

Let’s Not Be Catty

November 23, 2013 By: Six Pack Mom4 Comments

 November 23, 2013 Memo From Management to Fellow Management & Employees:  re: Company Feline Protocol ____________________________________________________  We are writing in order to update you regarding our new policy concerning the company’s feline entity, who shall for the purpose of this memo be referred to simply as “the cat”. A formal complaint has been lodged by “the […]

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Avatar Stephanie Ortiz @six_pack_mom ·
30 Oct

I was going to wear a scary costume to take the kids trick or treating, then realized going as a mom with 6 kids is terrifying enough.

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24 Oct

Me: “Wow, I LOVE the way the neighbors trimmed their hedges; we should try that!”

13y.o *long pause*: “Being an adult sounds so sad sometimes.”

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