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Boy, Oh Boy.

August 30, 2013 By: Six Pack Mom3 Comments

Our sixth child was born in late spring of this year. And he is a boy, which thrilled our whole family to no end. Not that we prefer one gender over another, because we really don’t. Because prior to our baby son’s (#6) arrival, our five children consisted of four girls, and one boy. Our […]

Son Of A Beach

August 27, 2013 By: Six Pack Mom3 Comments

It’s summer. On the East Coast. More specifically, an island surrounded by an abundance of great beaches. I adore the beach. I love everything about it; the grit of sand between my toes as I dig them in, the smell of the salt misting the fresh air, the crash of the waves against the shore. […]

The Momivan

August 24, 2013 By: Six Pack Mom1 Comment

A friend of mine asked me recently, out of genuine concern, what kind of car I drive. Not out of concern for my reputation, mind you. But more of the mindset of “How do you FIT all of these people that you created IN your car?” Like most formerly cool people, I initially resisted the […]

Nanny Wanted

August 14, 2013 By: The Captain4 Comments

It seems in today’s age that large families are not the norm anymore.  The “Large Family” phenomenon from past years has been abandoned as most couples try not to exceed the parent to child ratio rule.  Once there are more kids than there are parents, you cross over into an alternate universe- -A sudden plunge into a world where sanity […]

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I was going to wear a scary costume to take the kids trick or treating, then realized going as a mom with 6 kids is terrifying enough.

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Me: “Wow, I LOVE the way the neighbors trimmed their hedges; we should try that!”

13y.o *long pause*: “Being an adult sounds so sad sometimes.”

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