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Holiday Shopping- 5 Stages Of Grief

December 22, 2018 By: Six Pack Momcomment

“It’s the most wonderful time of the year…” Let me tell you- whoever said that clearly never tried to decorate a house for Christmas with six overeager kids and a throbbing post-Thanksgiving hangover. So the holiday season is in full swing, and I’m not feeling it. I love the spiritual meaning of Christmas, but I’m […]

A Shady Story About School Projects

December 5, 2018 By: Six Pack Momcomment

There are typically two types of students: those that LOVE doing school projects, and those that dread them. And with parents, it’s similar. Some parents fall into the first category, and savor the quality bonding time of assisting their child with a school project. Me? I’m firmly planted in that second group. I HATE SCHOOL […]

Let’s Talk Turkey

November 17, 2018 By: Six Pack Momcomment

Thanksgiving is almost here, so there’s lots of turkey talk. I’ll admit that never in my life have I had to cook an actual turkey,and that’s a fact that served me well in my discussion via text with my poor, unsuspecting mom this morning. I saw a few posts online about pranking your mother with […]

S’now Better Time Than The Present

November 15, 2018 By: Six Pack Momcomment

Today was the first snowfall here on Long Island, and it was sort of unexpected. Well, we knew we’d be getting something, but that something ended up being a few more inches than the dusting most people were anticipating. What I love about the news these days is the drama over weather. I’m not talking […]

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30 Oct

I was going to wear a scary costume to take the kids trick or treating, then realized going as a mom with 6 kids is terrifying enough.

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24 Oct

Me: “Wow, I LOVE the way the neighbors trimmed their hedges; we should try that!”

13y.o *long pause*: “Being an adult sounds so sad sometimes.”

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