SPM Writes

Six Pack Mom

Follow Me!

  • Meet The Crew
  • About Me
  • Featured On
  • Disclosure Policy

The Hot Mess Of A Typical School Year Summed Up In 25 Tweets

September 14, 2024 By: Six Pack Momcomment

Another school year is back in full swing, and though I’d like to say I was prepared and have a handle on it… I won’t say it, because I’d be LYING. The school year brings it own special sauce of chaos for families, and if you’ve got school-aged kids, then you’ll feel this. Here’s a […]

Dorm Days Of Summer

August 30, 2024 By: Six Pack Momcomment

Last weekend was college move-in day for two of my kiddos… on the exact same day (#bigfamilyprobs). It just so happened that both kids needed to move on the same day that The Captain was not available, so moving was a Mom & Me bonding moment for each of them. I’m not gonna lie– it […]

I Won’t Buy The $3 Shirt, But A $4 “Bono” Guinea Pig Portrait? TAKE ALL MY MONEY.

February 8, 2023 By: Six Pack Mom7 Comments

I’ve always been the finance manager in our family, which is ironic considering that as an English major/words person, numbers have never really been my forte. But through the leaner years, I’ve scrimped, saved, & budgeted to keep our oft-frayed ends meeting. I suspect that it’s a mom-martyr thing, but I rarely buy anything for […]

Eye Can’t Take The Allergies; They Blow. (So Does The Nose. Constantly).

December 15, 2022 By: Six Pack Mom2 Comments

I’m an allergy sufferer. That’s how they always refer to it in the commercials, no? “If you suffer from allergies… ” “If you’re an allergy sufferer…” I’m one of those people that is allergic to basically everything; we’re talking near Bubble-Boy status. Somehow, my immune system rejects the majority of the physical world around me. […]

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • …
  • 45
  • Next Page »

Greetings!

For Sale: Master's Degree in English Education, like new. Barely used by SAHM of a bajillion (ok, 6) kids. Will work for coffee. Or Pampers. Read More…

Six Pack Mom on Instagram

Follow on Instagram

Tweet! Tweet! (X me…)

Stephanie Ortiz Follow

For Sale: M.S. in English, like new. Will trade for coffee. Writer & teacher featured in @Buzzfeed, @USAToday, @HuffPost & The Steve Harvey Show.

Avatar
Avatar Stephanie Ortiz @six_pack_mom ·
30 Oct

I was going to wear a scary costume to take the kids trick or treating, then realized going as a mom with 6 kids is terrifying enough.

Reply on Twitter 1983934085580927481 Retweet on Twitter 1983934085580927481 1 Like on Twitter 1983934085580927481 13 Twitter 1983934085580927481
Avatar Stephanie Ortiz @six_pack_mom ·
24 Oct

Me: “Wow, I LOVE the way the neighbors trimmed their hedges; we should try that!”

13y.o *long pause*: “Being an adult sounds so sad sometimes.”

Reply on Twitter 1981694891819442351 Retweet on Twitter 1981694891819442351 10 Like on Twitter 1981694891819442351 98 Twitter 1981694891819442351
Load More

Golden Oldies (Archives)

Looking For Something?

Categories

Copyright © 2025 · Modern Blogger Pro Theme By, Pretty Darn Cute Design