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I Won’t Buy The $3 Shirt, But A $4 “Bono” Guinea Pig Portrait? TAKE ALL MY MONEY.

February 8, 2023 By: Six Pack Mom8 Comments

I’ve always been the finance manager in our family, which is ironic considering that as an English major/words person, numbers have never really been my forte. But through the leaner years, I’ve scrimped, saved, & budgeted to keep our oft-frayed ends meeting. I suspect that it’s a mom-martyr thing, but I rarely buy anything for […]

Eye Can’t Take The Allergies; They Blow. (So Does The Nose. Constantly).

December 15, 2022 By: Six Pack Mom2 Comments

I’m an allergy sufferer. That’s how they always refer to it in the commercials, no? “If you suffer from allergies… ” “If you’re an allergy sufferer…” I’m one of those people that is allergic to basically everything; we’re talking near Bubble-Boy status. Somehow, my immune system rejects the majority of the physical world around me. […]

Carrots, Pickles & Twinkies: aka “Our Weird Car Game Code”

July 7, 2021 By: Six Pack Momcomment

It all started with a Twinkie. Not the actual sponge cake bar of creamy goodness, mind you, but the shriek of, “TWINKIEEE!!!” triumphantly exclaimed from my backseat.  All it took was a single shout of “Twinkie” to put us on the cut-throat roller coaster of competition that is The Car Game. There were no reason […]

My 7-Year-Old’s New Bedtime BFF? Google Nest Mini, Apparently.

January 25, 2021 By: Six Pack Mom1 Comment

The 7y.o. is a curious little dude, and always has been. He doesn’t just want to know how things work, but NEEDS to know- and why, too. As an equally curious sort, I get it- I have an unquenchable thirst for knowledge, too. I Google all.the.things., & envy today’s kids growing up with that convenience. […]

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12 Jun

Me: “I literally can’t take the chaos in this house! Two cats, six kids, too.much.chaos.”

Also me: “I REALLY NEED A KITTEN.”

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TGIF, all!

My weekend's itinerary includes:

•Driving kids around
•Waiting to drive kids around
•Waiting for pick kids up
•Thinking about all the other things I should be doing while driving kids around.

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