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Organizing Tips To Stay (Relatively) Sane During Virtual Learning

September 20, 2020 By: Six Pack Momcomment

We’re two weeks into the fall semester, & this is undoubtedly the weirdest school year EVER. Thanks, corona! We muddled through the fresh hell that was distanced learning this spring, as it was thrust spontaneously upon our families & most others. Trying to work from home while six kids adapted to online classes & not […]

Thank You Cards From Basic Invite Are Anything But Basic!

January 18, 2020 By: Six Pack Momcomment

(This post contains affiliate links.)  When you’ve got as many kids as we do, it’s an endless party. No, really. We end up celebrating a birthday just about every single month of the year, which takes a lot of planning. While I’m good about many of the details, one thing I tend to fail at […]

I’m Waiting For A Turn With “My” Weighted Blanket

January 10, 2020 By: Six Pack Mom3 Comments

When you hit your 40s, your expectations of a lot of things change. You start to take joy in the little things. They are the things that you never thought you care about, granted, but that’s what being middle-aged is like. And kids don’t get it. At all. Me, to kids: “Wow, the car has […]

10 Funny Memes For The Chronologically-Challenged Christmas Shoppers

December 21, 2019 By: Six Pack Momcomment

Every year. Every year I tell myself I’ll be prepared, & get my Christmas shopping done early. Every year I tell myself that I’ll be less stressed during the holidays, & more in the place to enjoy the meaning of the season rather than rage-shopping. And every year… it turns out that I’m a BIG […]

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12 Jun

Me: “I literally can’t take the chaos in this house! Two cats, six kids, too.much.chaos.”

Also me: “I REALLY NEED A KITTEN.”

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12 Jun

TGIF, all!

My weekend's itinerary includes:

•Driving kids around
•Waiting to drive kids around
•Waiting for pick kids up
•Thinking about all the other things I should be doing while driving kids around.

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