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Urine Trouble

November 10, 2018 By: Six Pack Mom10 Comments

This is one of those stories where you think you’ve set your standard of bizarre child behavior low enough, only to be blindsided by an unexpected “Who DOES that??” sort of experience. In this case, it involves urine, because kids. And I choose to share it because there will a small minority of you that […]

Lost In (Con)text

October 15, 2018 By: Six Pack Mom3 Comments

We attended a family reunion in PA this past weekend; while it was a fun time, the drive home that became the most memorable(?) part. This story is a hilarious cautionary tale of what not to do when you think you’re harassing your niece via text. It will also be evidence of how truly odd my family […]

Unlocking The Next Life Level

October 4, 2018 By: Six Pack Momcomment

16 years. I’ve been a stay at home mom for 16 years now, and for every one of those 16 years, I have had at least one child home with me. Sometimes several. But always at least one. Even during the pre-K half-day stints, there was still a kid home with me for at least […]

Just Keep Swimming…

August 16, 2018 By: Six Pack Mom5 Comments

The summer’s flying by, & we’ve spent most of it either at home or at the town pool. As I look back on our last five or six summers, I can probably say we’ve spent them doing the same exact thing. But THIS summer? A total game changer, baby! First, here’s the deal with our […]

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30 Oct

I was going to wear a scary costume to take the kids trick or treating, then realized going as a mom with 6 kids is terrifying enough.

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Me: “Wow, I LOVE the way the neighbors trimmed their hedges; we should try that!”

13y.o *long pause*: “Being an adult sounds so sad sometimes.”

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