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#daylightsaving #fallback

Coconut is healthy too, so #winning! #halloween

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Me, every damn day. I am literally two different

Me, every damn day. I am literally two different people depending on the time of day/night, and they couldn’t BE more different. 😂

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The more you know. 🎃 #halloween #happyhallowee

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This post from @snarkybreeders had me rolling, bec

This post from @snarkybreeders had me rolling, because:

1- I’m old enough to now have a costume made from my teen era. The 90s are now a costume concept…

2- I literally dress and look exactly like the photo on any given day. I looked at it quickly and for a moment my sincere reaction was, “Wait… is that… me?”

(It’s not. But the resemblance is uncanny.)

Guess I’m wearing a homemade costume this year… ME. 😂

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It feels like it’s 9pm but it’s only 6pm and yet already dark out and I can’t live like this.

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Daylight Saving for parents: we may now have clocks with four different times, but the one constant is we’ll still be late for everything.

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