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Go Green

March 17, 2017 By: Six Pack Momcomment

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, if you’re Irish, or you like Ireland, or like drinking, or like corned beef, or like…. green, I guess? As someone who has a rather muddled ethnic heritage, I was always lukewarm about St. Paddy’s Day. While I appreciate the idea of pride in one’s cultural identity, I always felt like […]

Bored Games

March 11, 2017 By: Six Pack Mom5 Comments

In an effort to curb dependence on electronics, I’ve been encouraging my kids to play more board games. We have many of the standard games: Candyland, Chutes & Ladders, Apples To Apples, etc. To be a good sport, I’ll play a game of, let’s say, Candyland. And while I genuinely love watching the enthusiasm on […]

Veggie Tales

March 3, 2017 By: Six Pack Mom2 Comments

“Eat your vegetables.” As a kid, I dreaded hearing that, & if you’re like me, you dread having to say it if you have a child that is violently opposed to eating them. And yes, I have one that’s violently opposed to eating them. As a reformed picky eater, I get it. As a kid, […]

Hair Ye, Hair Ye

February 24, 2017 By: Six Pack Mom3 Comments

One of the more challenging aspects of parenting for me came as a surprise: HAIR. As a former tomboy, styling hair was definitely NOT on my list of high priorities as a kid. I had no interest in styling either my own hair, or anyone else’s, for that matter. And if you look back at […]

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30 Oct

I was going to wear a scary costume to take the kids trick or treating, then realized going as a mom with 6 kids is terrifying enough.

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24 Oct

Me: “Wow, I LOVE the way the neighbors trimmed their hedges; we should try that!”

13y.o *long pause*: “Being an adult sounds so sad sometimes.”

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