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Carrots, Pickles & Twinkies: aka “Our Weird Car Game Code”

July 7, 2021 By: Six Pack Momcomment

It all started with a Twinkie. Not the actual sponge cake bar of creamy goodness, mind you, but the shriek of, “TWINKIEEE!!!” triumphantly exclaimed from my backseat.  All it took was a single shout of “Twinkie” to put us on the cut-throat roller coaster of competition that is The Car Game. There were no reason […]

My 7-Year-Old’s New Bedtime BFF? Google Nest Mini, Apparently.

January 25, 2021 By: Six Pack Mom1 Comment

The 7y.o. is a curious little dude, and always has been. He doesn’t just want to know how things work, but NEEDS to know- and why, too. As an equally curious sort, I get it- I have an unquenchable thirst for knowledge, too. I Google all.the.things., & envy today’s kids growing up with that convenience. […]

Organizing Tips To Stay (Relatively) Sane During Virtual Learning

September 20, 2020 By: Six Pack Momcomment

We’re two weeks into the fall semester, & this is undoubtedly the weirdest school year EVER. Thanks, corona! We muddled through the fresh hell that was distanced learning this spring, as it was thrust spontaneously upon our families & most others. Trying to work from home while six kids adapted to online classes & not […]

Thank You Cards From Basic Invite Are Anything But Basic!

January 18, 2020 By: Six Pack Momcomment

(This post contains affiliate links.)  When you’ve got as many kids as we do, it’s an endless party. No, really. We end up celebrating a birthday just about every single month of the year, which takes a lot of planning. While I’m good about many of the details, one thing I tend to fail at […]

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I was going to wear a scary costume to take the kids trick or treating, then realized going as a mom with 6 kids is terrifying enough.

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Me: “Wow, I LOVE the way the neighbors trimmed their hedges; we should try that!”

13y.o *long pause*: “Being an adult sounds so sad sometimes.”

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